main bhi banunga "SUPER MAN"

let me firstly illustrate d scene...
i m in blueline bus(764) goin 2 najafgarh...subah-subah..(arnd 7:50 am)...
(lemme clear i m goin by bus coz i love travellin by bus..sorry actually car sevice k liye jaani thi)....
dere were 2 girls in school uniform sittin in dat bus & behind dem was an old lady...
old lady k saath ek ladka baitha tha aur wo apne 5 aur friends k saath tha..
dat means dere were 6 boyzz....
i was sittin in front-row seats...
i was in full mood 2 enjoy dis joyful ride 2 my relatives..
suddenly,one voice destroyed all my happy go mood...
dat voice was of 1 of d girl sittin dere..
she said:-

behave urself!!

old lady said:-

tumhare ghar mein maa-behan nahi hai kya?

but 1 of d boy said:-

chup karo aunty..humara aapse koi panga nahi hai.hum ek hi school k hai aur bus aise majak karte rehte hai

old lady  replied:-

bakwaas bandh kar!!!

isse pehle ki main kuch samajh pata,1 boy just touched 1 girl(who was much prettier den d other) on her cheeks..

meri dil ki dhadkane fast ho gayi,aur i was lyk abhi jaake thapadiya du inke.....but dimaag saale ne kuch aur hi thoughts dal die :-

teri kya behan lagti hai wo?saale pit jaayega?chod na,koi ni bol rha toh tu kyu superman ban rha hai?

seriously,itni thand(cold) mei bhi garmi ka ehsaas aa gya tha(no,i m nt tokin abt rupa thermacot)...
in other words,meri fatt gayi thi...
bt,i dnt know mujhe kya hua...i think my lips was nt in my control....
i said:-

oh,bh_____ ke....teri maa ki ______....uttar ja bus warna maa _______ dunga...

wat i saw..i was nt able 2 believe on my eyes...(as if he wanted sum1 2 initiate d fight)1 uncle jst came behind me & shouted on d boyzzz:-"daffa ho jao...."
suddenly,conductor came after seein all dis matter & shouted:-

"aeeereeeee pradeep!!!zara thane pe modiyo bus na!!!

6-ke-6 londo ki ______ fatt gayi..
& dey started sayin sorry 2 d girls,2 d conductor,2 d uncle...
(i was thinkin bc ye mujhe sorry kyu ni keh rahe)...
bus stopped 4 a while & den all d boys made their way 2 d outside.....
conductor said:-"le re le...."
again bus started & slowly-slowly pacin...
wat i saw..dat 2 boyzz outside were showin me finger(nt middle finger)..(their first finger watevr u call it)..& said in silent language:-

tu toh gya beta!!!teri _______________.....

i was lyk jo karna hai karlo ab toh bus chal padi(hahahahahahaha)....
both d girls said thank you 2 old lady & 2 uncle...
i was jst goin 2wards my seat(hopin dat girl will also say thank you 2 me)...

suddenly,1 girl said:-

excuse me!!!!!

(main toh khush hi ho gya....mera toh luckky din hai..)i was thinkin dis....

she continued:-

thank you!!!!bhaiya!!!!!

(dil k armaan,aansuon mein beh gaye...meri acchi khasi basti ho gayi)..dis was my after thought..
bt,i had happiness/joy in my heart,dat i helped sum1 2day..
den dat uncle('hero') sat with me...& started askin silly questions:-

beta,kya kar rahe ho?kha rehte ho?oooh,engineering..nice beta...

 i realized dat d situation 4 girls in 2day's world is d same as it was 10-20 years ago..
we say 2day is  modern world,modern thinkings.....etc....
but,cases lyk dis r common in blueline buses or anywhere..
i encountered dis incident on dat day..may be it happpens daily...
still,people(tharkii boyzz,hv their opinions abt girls d same)....
bt,dey will keep on repeating such cases untill we stop dem doin so..
so,its our duty 2 help others in such situations...
if we initiate our war against such people,(den in near future),all dese cases will nvr happen again....
chalo....ek din k liye na sahi but 4 sumtime i became "superman" 4 both d girls....yeah,a superman who wears his underwears inside d pants....

its ur turn now.....whenevr u see anythin wrong/illegal:-

be a SUPERMAN!!!!!!!!

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Dnt wana be dat broken "ANDA"

well i tried my hands on some other stuff(as u can see my last post) & i got very mixed reactions..
firstly i wana clear dat watevr i write,dese r my personal views,so u dare nt comment on dat....every1 has right 2 xpress so do i hv..
so i m back on d real business..

2day's hero is :-
                                                 AN

whenvr i think about him,the 2 famous dialouges of last year's superhit movies comes into my mind....

1.beta,charlie!!ye duniya bahut kutti hai aur ye log bahut hi KAMINEY!!

2.Lifeee Izz a Raceee....If u dnt run fasst...U will be a Broken Anda

 i m nt here 2 promote dese 2 films,so i m nt goin 2 write the movie names....

u must be guessin,wat does dese 2 dialouges hv 2 do with personality of AN...
but when u combine dese 2 dialouges,it suits AN:-

"Beta,AN!!ye duniya bahut kutti hai,if u r nt KAMINA...U will be a Broken Anda...."

many of us,considers AN as kamina/chant/clever....
but,dnt u think aaj ke iss kalyug mein sab hi chant hote hai...toh agr wo hai toh kaunsi itni badi baat hai...
as far as,i think jab tak uski __________ mein danda nahi chadta tab tak wo kisi k liye apni kaminipanti nahi dikhata....
he is a f-o-f(friend of friend(dosto ka dost))..
nt a single guy/girl is dere in our college who is nt friend of AN..
dis is gud,i think it is awesome..
bt let us consider dis thing from different point of view..
he is a friend of all bt who all r his close friends....
i think he himself is d best person 2 answer dis question...
he connects with every1 with mind,but nvr connects with a single person with his heart...(i think so)
is he really lyk dis?is he fake?
well,he's nt fake...
it is just d thing he dnt want others 2 know his true/pure version of AN..
kisi bhale manas ne kha tha:-

isne apne aap ko ek daayre mein band kia hua hai,aur ye nahi chahta ki koi bhi uss dayre k andar aakar isse jaan jaaye..

  when i came 2 dis institute,dere were only 2 guys who were friends of girls...i dunno why rest of boys(xcludin me) didn't wantd 2 tok 2 girls or sum other reason...
1 of dem was a lean & tall boy who wore spex..(he is 2day's hero)
as i mentioned dat incident in SA's post..he tried his luck in shining his charm by making me feel embarass infront of girl..bt he misundestood me..
i m nt lyk different guyzz..i m unique....& i m awesome(sorry,apni taarif bhi toh karni hoti hai)..
well,my initial thoughts abt him was lyk a 'wana-be' is dere in d insti..
bt as i got 2 know him,i realized dat i was wrong..
his nature is jst lyk dis...he wants all 2 b his friends..
bt dost if u wana take my advice:-

agr bandi patani hai,toh wo dayra tujhe htana hoga!!

atleast let 1 person kno d true AN..
i promise u,dat u'll be loved a lot by dat girl..

i dunno why he thinks lyk ki main uski leta rehta hu in my posts & evn outside..so lemme clear dis,if all of u r thinkin i m jealoused of him & jst wana make him feel embarass infront of others den u r wrong...
maine uski itni baar le li hai ki mujhe bhi nahi pta ki maine kab wo vada pura kar lia jo maine khud se kia tha ki iss bande ki lunga..
its jst d thing,i lyk funny guys who can take any joke in a healthy manner & nvr takes it personal..
AN is 1 of dem....who himself is a g8 funny guy...

till nw as i m able 2 know him,his qualities r:-

1.great dancer

2.very polite

3.very caring

4.patience is his secret weapon

5.very talented

6.intelligent

7.gr8 mimic

8.funny

9.supportive on right things

10.will nvr let u come in trouble bcoz him

i hope he gets a gf...
i hope we become gr8 friends coz i personally wana know u more....
& who knows ur quality lists may expand..

cheers 2 our friendship!!!!!!!!!!

 

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BAD BOYZZ !!!!

sorry readers...
just 4 a while i m trying my hands on some other stuffs also which are totally different from our continued league i.e.writin bout ma friends...
well lets start...
so,i wana ask u a question :-
                      "WHO IS A BAD BOY?"

if i would i hv questioned 2 gurls most of dem would hv said:-

1.sum1 who is totally against the forced laws(AK-N)
2.drinkers(RS,AS,RD,AM,me.........) or smokkers

3.backbitters(TC....)
4.egostic or shows attitude(DJ,AK-N...)
5.wanna be's(AN)

after repeatedly hitting my head on wall,i came up to a conclusion....
so sorry girls..all of u(most of u) dont hv judging skills(bt u r nt 100% wrong,read further for mor details)..
i m sorry 4 being rude but dis is d truth...

last year,one "mahapurash" said:-

"koi banda bura nahi hota....situation usse bura bnati hai!!"

obviously,most of u must hv guessed dat "mahapurash" is me...
i said dis dialouge when i was nt in my senses..but w8,dnt u think dis is d "universal truth"...
nw cummon mann hw can u judge a person coz he drinks or smokes...

let us see....
all of us know dat smokin is injurious 2 health & we shud nt do it..
bt who cares people r still runnin behind a single puff(sutta)..
its nt lyk dat dey dnt wana quit it or dey r nt aware of its side-effects..
u kno dere is a natural powers or sumthin is dere in our inner soul(which u say addiction) which makes people go 1 more tym 4 a puff..
it is not in his hands,it is forced by his addiction...
i kno it is nt impossible 2 quit smokin but dat inner soul really breaks people's commitment 2wards "No Smoking!"

so,dis is d detailed explaination 2 all of u who consider smokers as "BAD BOY"...

all of us kno dat drinking is also injurious 2 health..
bt why d fuck,people only talk abt dis whenevr dere is a happy occasion...
a single peg of wine is taken as a medicine whenevr any1 is facin throat's problem...
nw tell me is he a drinker?is he a bad boy?
noooo....he is nt...
one more fact,if police really wants any thief/criminal 2 commit his crime,wat dey shud do,is jst 2 give d thief/criminal atleast 5 pegs of wine/vodka/anythin(choice made by criminal)...watever he knows he'll start puking out evrything he had burried deep in his heart.....
hahahahahahahahaha...
jokes apart..
seriously guys if u really wana judge any person,den tok 2 him when he's drunken....he'll definitely tell u wat he feels abt u & i guess den u'll be least bothered abt knowin him coz he could hv said d truth....hahahahahha

so,dis is d detailed explanation why guys drink..
& i wrote its 1 advantage also...
means u can drink bt in a limit & occaionally...dats it...

after firstly clearing my side of points i came 2 a conclusion....
sumthin which is done by a guy which is nt forced by d situation is a bad thing.......& he is a bad boy.....

 BAD BOY is som1 who hv any of dese or most of dese qualities:-

1.backbittings

2.katta katna infrnt of gurls or any1

3.feelin jealoused if any1 is doin better den u in any field

4.backstabbers

5.dnt respect gurls & takin dem 4 granted & using dem jst 4 pleasure

6.dnt respect any1's feelings

7.superior attitude

8.leavin his parents after marriage jst 4 a __________(i kno dis point is crab but i think dis so i wrote)

9.mis-interprator guys(jo log lambi-lambi chodte hai aur jo log kisi ki baat ko bdha-chdha kar bakte hai)

10.who beats his wife 4 any reason(means u can leave he,dnt tok 2 her,but atleast dnt beat her)

when i came in dis college,i said :-

"I am a BAD BOY!"

but,i tell u i dnt hv any of dese qualities so i  nt a bad boy.....
i m a simple guy lyk others.
initially,i had d same thoughts abt d BAD BOYZ as most of d gurls hv...
bt nw i understood....
d difference b/w a

1.BAD BOY

2.GOOD BOY

3.AVERAGE BOY

4.EXTRA-ORDINARY BOY(me)....

toh ab jhank ke dekho apne girebaan mein aur check karo :-

"WAT KINDA BOY R U?"

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COMPLEX THEORY

Dont worry readers....
i m not going 2 teach or shud i say tell u about "Complex Numbers",which all of us(science students) did in our school times..
today,i m gonna talk about a guy who is:

1.very complex

2.can't be read by any person or shud i say dont want others 2 know his real side

{NOTE:-All the thoughts written in dis post are mine..any resemblance 2 any thought is not my problem...i wholly consider myself responsible for writin dis post...dis is just 2 tell DJ dat he do hv other side..so all other readers if u dnt wana read further...its okk....i m writin dis post just for my friend DJ}

i think many of u guessd it...
today's hero is :-
                                              DJ

he have a lot of potential 2 do,but he is not able 2 show his talent...
                                                      WHY?



according 2 me,d reasons may be:-

1.he is some1 who wants other 2 work/behave d same way he wants dem 2 work/behave...
2.he nvr understands anythin,evn if u try hard 2 make him undersatnd...
3.he keeps on asking such silly questions dat exactly has no answer...
his question about anythin is :-    
                                                  "WHY?"
it is really hard 2 answer coz how can u answer a silly question lyk
                                 "why r u a boy/girl?"

i know dis after readin dis post DJ will definitely ask me when did i ask dat 
                                 "why r u a boy/girl?"
i hope dat he gets whatever i m tryin 2 say about him...


4.may be he is too slow to understand anythin in dis fast running world or he dont wanna understand....
5.he gets very angry evn on a joke...
lemme clear d above statement...
if he thinks dat ,d other person who is making fun of him, he can beat dat person vebally or in other words uski basti uttar dega toh wo ussi time ladd leta hai...
but if he thinks dat d other person will beat him verbally.....he nvr answers 2 their jokes....he keeps on hiding his anger 2wards dat person in his heart & 1 day all d stored anger bursts out which nt only affects dat person but also disturbs d friendly environment.....
6.sumtimes he gets angry on anything...and when u ask him d reason....he dnt hv any reason or in worst case,he gives u a reason which is not acceptable or shud i say too funny 2 be a reason..
7.egostic(but he nvr agrees with dat)....
8.angry young man.....


but he is a sweetheart from heart...
he knows wat his responsbilities r..wat he shud do in his future..
very determined guy..
i love his commitment mannnn....
i mean how can a person(college student) who is lyk a "dude" of d college can get his hands away from d bottle of ___________.....

i truely from d bottom of my heart,consider DJ as my friend & respects his spiritual thoughts & his ideas...

every muscle of his body is placed exactly where it shud be put or in other words,awesome physique........
very spiritual...

i tell u sometimes wat he says or wat he do,looks idiotic but sometimes dat looks quite cute..
dis shows dat he is still a child from heart & mind..
he is a great football player..intelligent guy i must say dis...

{1 thing dat he also knows dat he cant digest any talk...
so if u really wanna upgrade urself...contact DJ..}

he wants a close friend & he needs it too..but no1 till now is able 2 understand him..who can advice him..who can tell him how 2 handle situations...
because of his "angry young man" image,no1 wants 2 be his friend or in other words stay away from him...
but i tell u,DJ is some1 who can support u on just anythin...
i kno he does hv some bad qualities but oh hullo!!!
in dis world no1 is perfect..every1 hv bad qualities....so do DJ hv & me too hv...

but d thing is if sum1 really accepts u d way u r den he is ur true friend...

i hope after readin dis post,DJ understands wat i am tryin 2 say..
all dis is just 2 make DJ realize dat nt evrything in dis world can b achieved by anger..sumtimes u hv 2 play safe or wid mind..


u r my friend & u'll remain my friend forever....
dis is my promise 2 u..evn if u cheat on me(katta kat dega tab bhi)...
dnt worry....whenevr u hv any problem u r free 2 ask for help mann!!!!!!!!!


cheers 2 our friendship!!!!!!!!!!

 

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NOT A CHILD ANYMORE

without building any introduction context in dis posts, i just simply wana start writin about today's hero.
so...

1."who is d most kamina guy of our class?"

2."who is d most pangebaaz guy of our class?"

3."who is so keen 2 enter in hostel?"

4."is he a hostler or day scholar?"

5."why he is lyk dis?"

dese are d questions,if any1 in my class is asked...
he/she'll surely answer:
                                               SAM(SA)

lets start...
i was new in d college..
dere were only 2 guys who were friends of gurls in our class...
(i thought...bhai c*** gaye meri college lyf....class ki saari laundiya toh pehle se hi book ho gayi)
1 was a lean boy,average lukin,tall & fair....(dancer of college)...
but d other was handsome(i think this),had roughness in his voice & very confident guy...
& today's hero is dat other guy i.e., SAM

SAM,before being his friend,i thought is really a dude....who can drive any gurl(means pta sakta hai)...obviously nt by his looks but he looked very "KAMINA" so dats why i thought dis


dat was our fresher's nite....
all of d people were dancin....
but 1 guy was dancin or shud i say doin PT exercises in style...

(before u further read i tell u dat watever SAM do,he do it in style)..

i remember his dancin steps on d song ring.ring.ringa..khatiye pe(slumdogg millionare)..
i was lyk kaun hai ye C******..
but he had some 'aura' which attracts other atleast for once...
he's nt at all dat "attention seeker"....


i tried tokin 2 him...& we finally had a convesation...

me:-"hiii...i m anish..tu sumit hai na..."
SAM:-"haan..hiiiiiii..u r new in class coz i hadn't seen u in orientation"
me:-"yeah..maine 2nd counsellin mein lia admission"
SAM:-"ok"
me:-"badi borin party hai.....kuch jukaad nahi kia kya..sumthin lyk real stuff?"
SAM:-"tu peeta hai kya?"
me:-"haan..aur tu?"
SAM:-"nahi..aaj tak nahi pee par haan aagey peena chahunga."
me:-"accha.aaj raat ka hai koi scene?"
SAM:-"dekhte hai abhi...seniors ne toh kar lia....apn bhi dekhte hai.."
me:-"thik hai..jab karo tab bta dena.."

den he started dancin wid MK(a gurl)..leavin me all alone once again dat night..


few days later...
i again had an interaction wid SAM...but dis interaction was not started by me coz nw i m quite famous(atleast in guys).....

i m popularly known as "BAD BOY"....
 actually dis conversation not exactly stared by SAM but in a way...
lemme illustrate dat scene...


i was goin 2 drink water at college's water cooler,which was/is lying near our canteen JEETO....
as soon as i drank water..
(peeche se ek awaaz aayi)...
dere were 3 gurls sittin on d seats of d canteen & dat 2 guys SAM & AN were standin(again in style,lyk diwaar  saath khade hokar)...
SAM was sittin in d window frame(watever u say)...

dat was AN who called me:-"BAD BOY"
(me goin dere & shakin hands wid both guys)
AN:-"bhai.teri jarurat hai."
me(innocently):-"kha?"
AN:-"bhai.hostel mein..kya hai na wo raat(dinner mein) ko jalebi nahi dete hai.agr tu aa jaayega toh humari baat mein wajjan aa jayegi."

(SAM & other 3 gurls started laughin)....

( i was lyk mere bete..abhi tu baccha hai....tujhe pta bhi nahi hai ki tu apne baap se panga le rha hai...aur uss tym main itne full too mood mein aa gya tha ki main kehne hi wala tha ki :-"tum jaise G****** ko jalebi bhi dekar koi fayda nahi hai..saale sarir mein toh kuch lagta nahi hai,yha laundi k saamne choda ho rha hai..".....but i dunno why i stopped myself & promised myself ki ek din iss bh**** ki bahut gandi wali leunga....)

  
me:-"yeah..sure"(felt lyk kickin his balls)....

den i was goin 2wards my class..SAM came from behind & started sayin:-

"tu rehta kha hai?"

me:-"sec-6,dwarka"
SAM:-"sahi hai..tere toh ghar k paas padega.."
me:-"tu kha rehta hai?"
SAM:-"rohini"

day after day our interactions with each other started......
no...no..no....no
dont think dat we became friends at dat tym.....
(atleast from myside,but SAM considered me his friend).
we had many interactions on facebook...
both of us together did many C******** harkatein lyk commenting shit on any pic & doin shit of all d things posted by others....

i came 2 know after so many interactions,i dunno why but SAM was not at all intersted in gurls(i mean he is not a gay but dere r some guys who r so "attention seeker" lyk i mentioned above about AN....but evn AN is now ok..now i understood dat he is not "attention seeker",he just wana be friend wid evey1 in our class)
..coz SAM had some misunderstandings wid his friends(gurls)...& rest i dunno d reason...

i evn came 2 know dat SAM topped d entrance exam of IIITD.....yeah...evn i cant believe dat he was d Mr.1 of IIITD......


den came d fest:-
                          RESONANZ '09

most of d guys were planing for an outing  & all d ___________ were allowed for dat outing but SAM also came sayin dat he'll start 2day......(i think u understand watever i m tryin 2 say)..
he tried but sumthin(inner voice) stopped him from doing dis...

den we had dat "FEEDBACK" session...
SAM said 1 thing for me :-"yeh mujhe kuch bhi maange main isse mna nahi kar pata.....pta nahi kyu...bc samajh nahi aya ye relation......"
in dat feedback session all(started by AS) said dat SAM is lyk a child from mind...at dat tym i was nodding my head agreeing myself wid others  but still was confused...
den it was my turn 2 say about SAM:-
"mast banda hai ye.main isse janta nahi jyada..lekin abhi tak thik hai...."
SAM:-"oye kya keh rha hai..daily toh kitni baat karte hai facebook pe"
( i could clearly make out from his face dat he was upset wid my answer...i think he expected sumthin  marvellous or sumthin heart-touching thing from me...but i broke his heart)

d next scene was shooted in d same night but all of us were in AN's room....

SAM:-"yaar.AS teri kya toot gayi thi.?"
AS:-"haan...abhi xams se pehle hi tuti hai.anish ko toh acchi tarah pta hai coz isi ne toh fir baad mein surur bnaya tha"
me:-"hmmmmm"(agreed)
me:-"bhai meri bhi toot gayi thi...isi saal tooti thi"
(i could clearly see tears in SAM's  eyes....)
me:-"abey isse kya hua"
SAM:-"kuch nahi yaar...tumhari tootne ki baatein sunkar mujhe apna case yaad aa gya"
SAM:-

"u kno main pehle aisa nahi tha....yaani jaisa ab hu..pehle main bahut kam logo se baat karta tha lekin ab kisi se bhi bhid jata hu..i changed myself wholly after my breakup..."

den i understood wat SAM's mystery is all about:-

1.he's a child from mind & even from heart

2.pure heart(saaf dill)

3.no intentions to hurt any1(katta nahi katna chahta)

4.kaminapan dikhakar wo apna bholapan chupa rha hai

5.i think ki wo apne aap ko kamina isliye dikhata hai coz he don't want            others 2 use his innocence (faayda utha na le)

6.very sensitive

7.very caring

8.hates selfish people

9.facebook freak & fifa game freak

10.(in some cases not always)kisi aur ne kuch galat kia hota hai but blame dall dia jaata hai SAM par & he starts fightin or shud i say saves his a** & looses his 1 friend(i hope u get dis dialouge)

11.gutsy (2 some extent)

12.funny

13.trustworthy

dere's a lot more qualities he have....
he's my friend(very close)....
he trusts me & even shares his secrets...
i totally admire his trust on me...
i dunno why but i(pesonally) wana be his best friend coz i really dont want him 2 face anymore trouble all alone...
i lyk his bholapan.....
main usse feel krana chahta hu ki ,"tu tension mat le,main hun naa"....

i really lyk dis guy...evn he's one of my best buddy in college...
i hope we remain friends forever....

cheers 2 our friendship!!!!!!!!!

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Mastering the Perfection

he's dat kinda boy who not only believes in sayings but also in doing wat he says....

very polite....

handsome(2 some extent)...

very intelligent..

determined..

& so on...his quality lists keeps on increasing as u get 2 know dis guy.....
in other words,a perfect material for marriage....hahahahahahahaha...
i m amazed dat howcome dis guy is single...
yeah,u r write our today's hero is:
                                                       RS

so lets start from the beginning....
i m in the office of IIIT-D..a guy was sittin dere...
wearin spex,green color t-shirt,lukin damn serious...
my dad asked him:

"r u a Phd student.?"

he replied:

"no sir.i m here 2 apply for hostels.i live near IITD but soon i'll be shiftin to noida..so dats why."

i could make out from his face expressions dat he was nt happy 2 see me cumin dere 2 take admission in dis college..
& surely i can guess d reason..why?
coz dere's only around 17 gurls in our college(batch) & he was sad 2 see me coz admitting me in dis college would decrease d chances of cumin anymore new hotttttt babes.....


i didn't had much interaction wid him....till his leg broke...

i remember dat was a wednesday..i woke up at 7.46 am & i had a class of DC(dost ki class) at 8.00 am......
oh......f*** i m late for d college...
i was about 2 leave for my college.......

tring......tring....tring.....tring.......(my phone rang up)

it was AS's on d line:

"helloo..bhai abhi kha hai...accha ghar pe hai...accha sun college jab aaye tab pehle hostel aa jaiyo..wo kya hai na RS ki taang tutt gayi hai.so he can't walk nw..so can u come & drop him 2 insti...accha sun tujhe koi problem toh nai hai na..accha sun jaldi aaja...accha bye..."

(oh f***...i forgot in his "accha's" dat i m in a kaccha standin in d balcony searchin for my jeans...nw if u guess lemme tell u my jeans was washed last night so it was dere sukhne k liye...got it.....)

den i went 2 d college hostel....
i entered d hostel..

AS cumin towards me:

"yo!!babes..."

i replied:

"yo!!!babes....where's raghav?"

den i saw RS cumin from d (world's famous)toilet of NSIT hostel...
he had a fracture in his leg(dunno which leg & what was d color of d plaster..)..
his toothbrush was in his mouth & he said in his colgaty(mouth full of colgate or pepsodent) voice:

"hi.anish...thanx man for cumin.."

(as far as i remember i think dat was d first tym i had touched RS...we shaked hands...)
den i drove ourselves 2 d insti..

i was already late for d class...& i was planning if our dost(teacher),asks anythin i'll say i was with raghav...(his fracture was my saviour at dat tym).

tym was pacin wid its speed.....

den came RS's birthday...
i remember i was cumin out of d insti building & i saw many boys of my class especially those intelligent one's,standin dere wid RS...
yeah dere were other boys also of my "biradari"(stage/level/failures)...

RS started d conversation:

"hey...anish...u cumin na for my birthday treat"

i said:

"yeah sure"

(bhai kaun free ka khana chodega....jab class ke intelligent log hi itne bhuke hai toh hum jaise failures toh in logo se bhi zyada bhuke hote hai.....atleast we failures are ahead of dese intelligent one's)
dis was goin on in my mind at dat tym...

i encountered:

"bhai..koi laundi-waundi bhi aa rahi hai kya?"

RS:-"nahi"
me:-"ok"
RS:-"listen man.we all r goin.so dere's a lot of people.u wouldn't mind na goin for 2 rides coz dere's one more car of __________(name nt revealin).so u have 2 take all of us in d 2nd round.is it ok na?"

(i was lyk.main hi kyu?.dusri bhi toh gaadi hai.ek toh waise hi meri gaadi khtara hai ab aur uski le lo.but i didn't kno..wat happened..i didn't asked him d reason for dis..maybe he thought i m enough intelligent to understand his talk(isara) ,but i was nt able 2 understand....)

me:-"yeah.no problem."

i took or shud i say carried aound 5 persons in my first go...
but in 2nd round we faced a lot of problem in adjusting but we managed it.

so den we had a treat at SUBWAY.

again i did d same...carrying persons from SUBWAY 2 COLLEGE.
but i didn't knew dat 2nd round was goin 2 be d historic round..
around 5 person were dere fightin for a seat(picche wali seat)..
4 person made themselves comfortabe & it was impossible for another person even 2 see inside view..but dat 5th guy(DJ) lied in their "goddi's".....
(  it looked lyk as if we were kidnapping a gurl & d gurl was in our "goddi's" & we all were tryin 2 do sumthin _______ wid her,widout her permission)...
but finally we reached d college...

i must say dat roadie's task was nt completed by me...it was done by my car...
thank GOD!!(besak mere paas khtara hai but ye kaffi jhel leti hai car).

day after day....i had interactions wid RS...
& we were friends nw...

den came d fest:
                                 RESONANZ '09
i remember dere was only 1 person who was of my 'takkar'...(atleast in my college)...dont goin 2 tell here...what was d competition...?
& dat person was RS.

it aroused a lot of questions in my mind:-

1."is every intelligent guy livin d same lyf as dis guy is living?"

2."kya har intelligent banda/bandi itna interstin ho sakta hai jitna RS hai?"

3."is he d next perfectionist after Aamir Khan?"

4."koi banda aisa kaise ho sakta hai ki uska haath har field mein ho?"

5."aur itna polite kaise ho sakta hai koi?"

i dunno wat d answers of dese questions really are....
but d point is how can a person have so many qualities.....
----------------->         "kya wo isi lok ka hai?"       <----------------------


den we had dat FEEDBACK session....
& i tell u RS was d only person dere (after me...being rude here...i kno) who was lyked a lot....


nw fast forward it....
our college(study) hours were finished & i was about 2 leave for my home...
den RS asked me:

"bhai.saket chalega kya?in logo ko apna delhi half marathon ka form(sumthin lyk dat) lena hai.aur wahi se mujhe aur pandey ko drop kar dena."

 i replied widout evn thinkin:

"yeah.sure"

RS insisted on driving so i gave him keys & he was driving.
all of us reached LP's home & dere we had a glass of water & 1 piece of son papri..

aagey gaadi ki kaman mere haathon mein thi so u can assume ki maine jaldi se pahucha dia sabko..

all of dem,who were takin part i delhi half marathon,collected their forms(sumthin lyk dat)..
we were in mall..all of us had a meal...
we went back..& we reached RS's home....
he invited us...but we said no coz its toooo late...
& i was busy in parkin d car properly ...
oh...f***.....
wat i saw 2 of my friends went 2 his house..
& when dey returned dey were really impressed wid his balcony....
den all of us planned 2 hv a party in his balcony(i tell u when we planned dis RS was nt dere).....
(i was feelin very jealoused coz i also wanted 2 see his house coz DJ & AN were really impressed......hope so.in future i'll be able 2 enter RS's villa)....

in last...
i just wana say dat RS is a great human being....

awesome guy....

a great friend....

i dunno why......
but whenever RS asks me for help or for anythin i couldn't stop myself from sayin "yes"....
i think dere's a connection b/w us....
really wana be his friend for rest of my life....
i hope dat we'll become great friends...
i'll pray 2 GOD for his success & his persoal & social wellbeing....
i hope he'll get a gurl in his lyf after dis post
(hoping dat any gurl must b readin my blog)......

cheers 2 our friendship!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Proud To be MEENA

1.Athlete

2._________

3._________

4.__________

5._________

no need 2 guess man!!!!

sum1 who is a great athlete &..........&.......&...

den fullstop..

what else do u kno about him......

yessss...nw u got it right....

i m tokin about,none other than AM......

well evey1 must b quite curious coz AM's story starts from running & ends at running...so wats intersting about him....

so let me guess,wat weird answers can most of u cum across about AM:-

• "ye bnda jab kisi ki lene pe aata hai toh le leta hai acche se"
• "yaar iska army mein kyu nahi hua"
• "isse koi tension hi nahi hai,padhai-likhai karni ni hai bus running karni hai"

i think most of u guys must be thinkin lyk dis.....

hahahahahhahaha....

well lets start.....

i was new in d class & i had no friend dere(coz i missed d orientation)...every1 was busy in their own world.......

but....

whooooooooooaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh

wait 4 a while...

i m nt lyk dem.

i want friends or else i'll be destroyed or khattam here...

dere was a boy sitting behind me...

dark,not so handsome,great physique & shoutin

"oye...oye.....oye....oye"

i remember dis only about him when i first met him..

his oye..oye made me think of d song

          "ole....ole.....ole....jab bhi koi ladki dekhu..mera dil diwana bole....ole..ole...ole."

i thought he'll be d same....

runner.... 

hmmmmm....

must be running behind gurls...(.dis was my first reaction).....

 but i thought koi bhi mile dost bna lo bus abhi toh....

i said:

"hi!i m anish.kya aap hostel mein rehte ho."

reply came:

"hi!yeah i m a hostler.i m from jaipur.i m Abhishek MEENA(almost on d verge of shoutin d word meena)"

next tym i had an encounter wid him for d fresher's night..i told him 2 attend sumthin about fresher's nite lecture....

for d first tym in my life...i entered d college HOSTEL....

dat was a very (wat 2 say) narrrow or smthin lyk dat lane....i saw a boy cumin towards me wearin a black t-shirt & a lower & he was trying 2 watch every1's room while walking....he was none other than d "mobile laptop"

i enterd AM's room(room no.-A 102)..

oh....ho....wats dis

messy,clothes lyin everywhere,dere was a rotten egg kinda of smell in his room but i managed 2 hold my breathe(dat was my first roadies task in IIIT)....

den we went outside d hostel....to the great pilgrimage...

                                                 "JUSST"

AM bought a doodh(milk) for me & i was about 2 pay for dat but he stopped me & his golden words came out :

"koi ni yaar.main de dunga na.10 rupees koi na main bhikari ban jaunga"

dere we go...dis was his first quality which i think is a quality:

C*****(coz usko toh aise koi bhi loot lega)....hahahahaaha

dat ws a joke..

his quality was:-kindness

den all of my collegemates had a blast dat night but i was alone coz AM was busy dancin...it was an Ok night for me coz i was bored dere but i enoyed watchin my 2 seniors dancin & behavin mannerlessly,obviously,coz dey were drunk..

nw dat i call a college guy..

first thing dat i enoyed in IIIT

den AM went for his SSB tests....& he failed dere....i was happy but showin him as if i m very sad 4 him...

no..no..no...no...dnt take me in a wrong way its jst bcoz i dnt want him 2 go....

den again dere was d fest......

                                    RESONANZ '09

as i told all of u in my last post dat dere was a feedback session.....

so everybody said all their thoughts about AM...(as mentioned above)

but it was AM's speech dat touched me evn though i was not in my senses but i could feel dat.....

"he's awesome...mujhe toh lagta hai jaise mere gharwalo ne ek guradian bhej rakha hai mere liye jaipur se..."

i was very touched....

den i realized his second quality:

"down 2 earth" or u can say "ground 2 earth"(i said dis 2 AM dat night in his feedback....i dunno why..but said it)

nw fast forward it......

i guess AM's sister was cumin 2 delhi & both AM's sister was nt at all intersted in stayin their relatives home...

den AM's all hardwork 2 make his sister comfartable in delhi was nt givin him a juicy friut(wat u call "mehnat ka fall")....

dis is coz he tried everywhere....every lodge(he can cum across)..evn d  NSIT's guest house..he tried 2 book dat but dey bloody creep people,said NO to him coz AM's a IIIT student nt NSIT student...

den finally he & his sister stayed in their relatives house...

den i came 2 kno his third quality:

"responsible"

now d next quality i m gonna tell u about is:

"if u seriously want advice den u kno who 2 contact"...

i got 2 kno dis quality of him when i was personally disturbed....(nt goin 2 tell why?)...

in dis disturbing phase i came 2 kno his another quality:

"supportiveness"

well at last..i think nw all of u must be knowin enough about d runner of IIIT...

he's my best buddy in IIIT...

i hope he stays here & we reamin friends 4ver...

cheers 2 our friendship.....

 

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my after school experience

dat was a very pleasant day & most of my friends were crying....no no no no....dnt take it in a wrong way....actually dat day was d last day of our school lyf.i was happy mann..."bt why d F*** all were cryin" dis was my thought.

den our sckool's so called princi-vinci gave a borin speech;& dere we go we were out of sckool.

den came d boards & all of us made ourselves busy in searching books.
nw,fast forward it.
last paper(info)....all came out wid happy faces coz d paper was awesome..thanks 2 god,teacher & taklu librarian.we all met 4 d last tym..many promised dat "i'l definitely meet u outside or later"..blah....blah..blah..
but who have tym in dis bloody world!!!!!!!

den came d JEE...d seal of question papers of JEE opens only one tym a year bt when it opens it opens __________ of lakhs of students.
bt wat happened i was nt able 2 study properly & concentrate on my work.my will power 2 achieve sumthin in lyf was over.dis happened jst bcoz
1.my leg broke(another story)
2.after rubbin our A** 4 a year,u(atleast me) need a break...
& i tell u dat break could have broken my career...

i was totally broken.den came d date 14th June 2009....dis was d day when i gave an entrance in my lyf widout evn hoping 2 qualify it coz it had only 60 seats..

bt before d result of IIIT was out i admitted myself in ITM,Gurgaon & ws doin B.Tech(ECE)...
den came d result of IIIT....i was amazed 2 see my rank(nt goin 2 tell here)...
"i'll probably have a chance here" i said it 2 my dad.

bt den my college begun & guess what i liked ITM a lot nt bcoz of studies or placement 4 sure....jst bcoz i made many friends dere..i was happy dere.

almost after 2 weeks i jst chkd d site of IIIT..wtf..i couldn't believe on ma eyes..i was called for admission dere dat was in 2nd counselling of IIIT..

i jst asked my dad ......& he said yes...& finally i'm here.....

IIIT=Indraprastha Institute of Information Technology.

well my experience after school was very bad....coz....
1.entrances
2.my leg broke 2nd tym
3.i missed my school very badly

i was thinkin if i could go back in my lyf & live dat amazin days 1nce agn.
nw i understood why all were cryin on farewell..

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